Birthday Mobile Beer Goggle Football in Edinburgh

In beer goggle football, precision is optional, stumbling is mandatory.

Edinburgh Mobile Beer Goggle Football is 5 a-side but minus the co-ordination, skill or depth perception that you might be used to.

Our team will arrange everything including footballs, goals and the Binocular glasses, or as we call them Beer Goggles.

After an initial safety briefing, during which you may even be given a couple of helpful tips on how to get used to the feeling that 'you've had one too many', it's time to take to the pitch. First up its a few drill style games as your shooting, dribble and running is put to the test. You might even find that the mate who for years has talked about just how good he is at football, loses the cockiness after he air kicks for the 3rd time.

Scoring in beer goggle football is like finding a needle in a haystack, blindfolded, and tipsy.